Yea, he definitely buttered the toast on a couple of those.

I’m pretty sure that the Denver Broncos and the Houston Texans are the same team at this point.

May 16, 1998. It’s my wedding day at West Point. My parents and brother are going to the Yankees game the following day, and ask if we want to go. They’re playing the sorry-ass Twins and my new bride and I had to get back to Virginia to prep for our honeymoon so I declined. I get home to find out David Wells has…

Adding to this, I had the opportunity to enjoy Somali food for the first time recently. They brought out bananas with the meal. Lucky for me, I have a smartphone and googled “Somali food banana” and sure enough, you’d be laughed out of your home if you failed to serve rice with bananas. So there. 

So maybe they shouldn’t have asked him to leave. Maybe they shouldn’t have published that statement. Fine. He still got physical and slapped and punched a bunch of security guards just trying to do their jobs. I can’t believe we have to keep discussing this. You can’t just beat people up who irritate, bother, or…

I know, right? I said the same thing when the Mets signed Tebow.  

Except if you deign to support the Coyotes you’ve got a much better chance of getting fucked.

Sure. He’s legit. But he wasn’t Sanders or LDT or Faulk or Bettis or guys like that. Guys who stick out in the mind. It’s like how Tom Glavine is in the baseball HOF. He deserves to be there but nobody is all “Tom Glavine, oh man, he was awesome”.

You could PAY me, but I get ur point

Great analysis of this game. And a perfect breakdown of why the ending of this game/series is one of the most fulfilling of any game of recent memory.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

This guy probably fucks, headband and all

...is this a 76ers-esque process thing, or is there some indication that they plan to field an actual team this year?

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

Hmmm since the parents actively sought out the media and the article is based entirely off of their word...... I’m gonna go ahead and guess that there is a lot that they aren’t saying that might go a long way towards explaining the other passengers’ reactions.

I bet Harbaugh had to spend 40 minutes banging his head into a wall in order to cool down.

Heh heh... Everyone always drops the giant pop-it before they mean to. It’s a natural law.