The Browns player hit the other Browns player helmet-helmet. 15-yard penalty, first down Atlanta.

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The NFL wins. The NFL always does.

If you tell me me you "rescued" a dog then you'd better have a story about the burning building you ran into or the daring midnight raid that was involved. Otherwise you just picked it up. I have family members who take in foster kids without saying shit, but for dog people having just one animal in their life they…

Sometimes I feel like all moms slowly merge into one giant MOM hivemind. Not only does this woman sound exactly like my mother, I'm positive that their guesses would be exactly the same as well.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

I'm 27 and I drink chocolate milk pretty much every day. Don't care if it makes me a man-child, choc. milk is delicious

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

The Cavs are currently on pace to finish 21-61, which would put them in danger of losing home-court advantage in the first round of the East playoffs.

"McClain's mother told them that he had fled the state. He was arrested three hours later in Tuscaloosa, so evidently he didn't get too far"

Jeez lol, thank you lord? Like I'm pretty sure Jesus is up there saying no prob Adam! Glad I could help out!

"I don't want to play woth Kobe either."

This reminds me of an old skit that might've been on SNL or MAD TV about the pizza wrapped in a tortilla wrapped in guacamole wrapped in another pizza and deep fried. Edit: found it online, taco town on SNL.

.@Amareisreal says he's been doing the red wine bath for about 6-8 months. #Knicks

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

6. Chicago Bulls - Scottie Pippen and Horace Grant
7. Being hit by a car - Drazen Petrovic

He's got a point. I mean, does anyone really know what order those frames belong in? Maybe Rice was agitated because his wife's unconscious body suddenly bounced up from the floor, headbutted his fist, and landed on her feet. That would freak me out, too!

$5500 for a football into the stands? Geno Smith will barely break even this year if he's the starter.