But it's a dunk contest. They're dunking, not fundamental-ing.

My god...is that Jason Whitlock's entrance music I hear?

The word "stable" doesn't belong anywhere near the people in this story.

As he said in the video, he wasn't sure the guy had a gun or other weapon. If he didn't want to get beat into unconsciousness he should have rethought the days itinerary.

Huzarski's response to allegations of blood doping:

he lacks emotional range

first they came for the guys with unusual internet handles, but I said nothing because I did not have an unusual internet handle...

They both left office with about the same level of bowel control.

You mean Bluff Blingsbury?

shoulda gone for the RBrieI

Good point - Ichiro made the record books doing little at the plate besides craft singles.

This is actually how Justin Smoak started playing for the Seattle Mariners next door. He just never left and management didn't feel like pressing the issue.

Chad Curtis is still hoping to get mentioned for all of his appearances in the minors.

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

Before the assault John Nathans' name was actually just Johnathan.

Well, if there's double-fisting occurring I generally expect it's Germans doing it, anyway...

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Both films did involve the future of LBJ.

Burks is still around, he just goes by Matt Kemp now.

He will be the highest draft pick with a bitchin' suit since Ed O'Bannon.