The pinstripes were the only way to go. I'm disappointed.

"Totally up to him tonight."

Pictured: a slowly depreciating asset, stack of money.

Vice cops always skim.

He added, "Like I said, I don't feel bad for me, I feel bad for the horse. And for Victor—I mean, he beat the shit out of that horse, and for what?"

You Magnificat bastard...

Andres Galarraga

Soooooo......We square?

Oh she big, in all the right places.

Afterward she spent some time questioning herself.

Unlike race horses though, the NFL has found a way for them to shoot themselves once they've become injured and useless.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

I'd be upset too if my teenage daughter was dating a forty year old surfer.

however, he's having a little trouble falling asleep facing a screaming owen hart.

Jon, I just took over the Redskins and I might be in a little bit over my head, I need some strong football acumen about this QB situation...what do you think of RGIII?

I found it refreshing that the Indianapolis QB didn't thank God in his on-field, post-game interview. It must have been his subtle way of saying the win was all...nevermind.