Wasn’t he drunk the entire time he did the first Super Size me?  That'll mess up your health too. 

I did stupid things when I was 18, 19 years old, it just wasn't in the public eye.  You did too. 

Try as they might, they’re never replacing the definitive Batman.

#bringbackbaskets

That’s an undeniably great thing.

What exactly were you looking for in the comments section of a nostalgic article about Long John Silvers? Thoughts on the collected works of Tolstoy?

Never really played D&D growing up, but it was the name Gary Gygax all over the books that I saw. I think in cases like this and Stan Lee, it would be impossible to “invent” the things they did whole cloth. Creative people still require collaboration, a sounding board. It makes much more sense for one person to devise …

Zack Morris is traaaaaaash.

I guess we’ll defer to the person who has done archery at least 1 time, but certainly not more than 5 times, over the almost Olympian.

This is my reading comprehension, dude too lazy to push a button.  Everyone is projecting a hell of lot on one family in his building.  It takes more effort to write a post complaining about it than to push the button.  How they follow their religion is up to them.  We also don't know how pious they claim to be.  He…

If it’s a specific family, you could maybe talk to them? If you don’t want to talk to them, you can’t really be mad at them for not talking to you. You know exactly why they’re doing it, whether you agree with how they follow their religion. You know who does it, when they do it, and why they do it.  I'm guessing by…

Hitman 2.

Are you complaining about someone using an elevator(that you’re also in, by the way) instead of walking up 4 flights, while complaining about... pushing a button in said elevator?

“...I can see where ‘I was wrong to do what I did’ and ‘I profoundly apologize’ suggest he may be sorry.”

...thanks to the revelation that the show is produced by Kinja, the locus of all half-formed, dogpiling snap judgements about complex and serious issues. (“One mistake and we’ll kill you,” is Kinja’s motto, according to Kenan’s host.) 

Are you saying I’m asking too much when I want him to write something creative and original?

I know you do this every week, but it’s kind of cheating to make two “articles” out of every SNL. Your grade for this episode was a D+. Just because an “ok” sketch was the best of a bad lot doesn’t mean it should be showcased in a separate article.

If you’re living in Indiana, I’m sure you’re at least considering mixing them all together, just to shorten your lifespan. 

I’ve seen the shark bowl at my local gamestop. I’m tempted to buy it but I can’t remember the last time I’ve actually spent money at a gamestop. 

I’m going to take this argument to its logical extreme. Let’s say I buy a gun with a huge scope and pointed it out my bedroom window for 15 minutes every day with my finger on the trigger. Never pulled the trigger but thought about it every day for a week. Kept waiting for someone with a green shirt to walk by, then th…