Thosee thoughts sure do sound like actions. Premeditated murdery type actions. 

Hmmmm, there goes the theory that people in other parts of the world are smart. 

I thought John Malkovich was a little hammy, but he played his part fairly well. 

Maybe I’d be more bothered if I actually went to the movies or paid 7 bucks on demand, however it was free, and it was an interesting little concept that doesn’t quite stick the landing(that ending...woof).  I’ve certainly made much more effort to see much worse movies. The only part I don’t understand is people who sa…

You replied to this at 4:54am on a Saturday morning, do you have a secret identity as a dude with no life?

Oceanic Boogaloo

I can’t think of a more individualized field than stand up comedy. A comic is his or her own brand name. A comic builds their popularity based on material they write. Later on they might get writers, but early on, it’s all on them. Their popularity is based on if they’re funny or not. Bottom line, if you can’t hold a m…

People complain about the stale weekend update jokes all the time. I don’t get it. You’re telling me that jokes about a Guns N Roses CD title, the ninja turtle cartoon, “The Secret”, and Roseanne Barr aren’t timely?

Something definitely seemed off about the show, there were missed cues and general confusion. It almost felt like someone tore several pages out of the script.

For those of you complaining about why they made a movie you loved while growing up, here’s your clue, it’s a new movie for a new generation.

You seem to realize that he’s complaining about a complaint. However, what you’re overlooking is if the original complaint didn’t exist, his wouldn’t either.

He obviously didn’t look up, how about you chill out?

“Lest we forget”...you just couldn’t help yourself could you? I mean, you waited what, a whole minute after his death was announced to post that. Let’s not have a moment to observe the passing of someone, you’d rather take this opportunity to flash your comic book cred. This obituary was about Stan Lee, lest we…

Let’s be honest, it was never 2 hours unless you’re counting ER. Always one or two awful sitcoms in the must see line up. 

“White guy living in a racist city who writes for a company that doesn’t want to hire minorities doesn’t really get to criticize others.”

Probably the same people that think the word fartin’ is inherently funny.

Horror movies always make money. Horror movies with media saturation make even more than that. Horror movies with media saturation and good reviews make the most of all.

The most expensive magazine I ever bought was apparently the last printed issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly. I paid 20 or 30 bucks for a years subscription after it was revived, got one issue, and it promptly disappeared again with no notice and no replacement offer of fulfilling the remaining subscription with issue…

At least they apologized. I imagine that person playing through the entire game cursing. In related news, I enjoyed the last game, but this one only takes 8 hours to get through?

Definitely shouldn’t talk about a Helen Hunt’s plastic surgery, or any plastic surgery. Never happens to male celebrities. I remember Michael Jackson saying he was glad that never happened to him, and Mickey Rourke and Kenny Rogers have said the same thing.