As demonstrated by the actor from the Cosby Show(Geoffrey Owens), if your regular gig isn’t paying the bills, it’s time for a steady, if less glamorous, one. 

When I read articles on Kotaku, Deadspin, AV Club etc., there are usually one or two quotes from the subject or the author that strikes me as tone deaf. How did this make it past an editor at least, or the editor/author? This is the one that caught my eye.

‘Who said anything about stepping off the curb? Falling off a bike on a GP circuit rarely kills people, so let’s not be dramatic with this one instance.’

The announcer said, “he’s gotta let him go.” Which would change what exactly?

I’m not watching whatever you linked. Please, let’s not play the “well, every day you step outside, you could get hit by a bus stepping off a curb” game.

So if I drove my car straight towards you and you miraculously dive out of the way, the fact is no one got hurt right?

I really feel like Manzi could have died is an accurate statement, because ya know Manzi.... could have died.

She picked a game that has prompts. She doesn’t pick the songs, she doesn’t pick the steps, she doesn’t pick when or what order she can do them in. She’s basically a puppet on a string. That would get old real fast, but she couldn’t see this eventuality?

I don’t understand... you’re the choir director... for a large insurance company? 

I liked the last Hitman game on PS4, but you could only really progress through the game if you were online and after a few days of trying to connect to the Hitman servers(and seeing in forums that people had been trying to get online for weeks at that point), I gave up and it now collects dust.

Why is everyone so bitter? This guy has a lot of money and an expensive hobby. We all have dumb hobbies we waste money on.  Some people own thousands of DVDs or hundreds of video games, more than they’d ever have time to complete. He’s traveling the world trying the best food on the planet. That actually sounds kin…

“errr, being an avid AV Club fan and commentor for the last 10 years or so, i expected the sort of high-quality analysis this community USED TO be known for. alas.”

The theater you saw it in gave it a standing ovation?

I’m glad you could get to bottom of this nefarious scheme and recognize the real victims.

Let’s just settle it now, all music from now until the end of time is subject to review by the various estates of Marvin Gaye.

Give them their air conditioning and a roof over the outdoor pen. The rest...nuh uh.

 Yeah, that’s how you settle a rivalry... this is just like Tupac and Biggie used to settle things. Memes, facebook posts, and video games. Yeah, shit just got real.

 How can you criticize the economic nature of Minaj when you’re obviously paid by the word and just kept writing and writing and writing...

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start.

I don’t know...seems pretty reasonable.