No playable Vern Fenwick, no peace.

Wait, can the Switch even SUPPORT six players locally? I’ve never even contemplated this.

Gixen that shit up!

I’m very much at the “leave good enough alone” state with the classic FFs.  I don’t trust S-E to keep the same charm that made them legendary given the way the more recent games have trended.

Crashing out under zero pressure in Germany basically broke Vettel.

There’s a big reason for that:

The aesthetic of the status itself leaves me hoping they never go back and remaster FFVI because you KNOW they’re gonna just make it look how they think it “should” have looked the entire time.

Well, SHE probably didn’t release it.

I presume that Foot Soldier who stole the tire off the Party Van is going to wind up being beaten to death with a crowbar at some point.

It’s not shocking at all that they’re sticking with these versions, since that was the height of the franchise in terms of mainstream visibility. Plus the TMNT Arcade / NES TMNT 2 / Turtles in Time era is the height of the franchise’s video game visibility.

I’m guessing that this is still what most people in the world will think of when asked to name an airplane.  And I’d bet that status never really goes away.

“Understanding how taxes work” is a rich guy thing now, don’t you know?

You don’t need upgrades if your chief rival’s car is going to eat itself alive 2/3rds of the time.

Clarkson’s Giant Panda from the Top Gear limo challenge.

Which angered the racing gods so much they tried to kill the entire Williams team with fire.

“... and by “come a long way,” I mean “driven for some of the most miserable teams on the grid.””

Cousin-Auntie-Gammy-Pac!

For all his human-meme status, he won a race.

First thought while reading the first couple of paragraphs was “I bet that’s because of weirdness arising from her status as basically the first important video game mod” and, yup, you hit the same conclusion.

I mean, many of the game’s down points aren’t going to be addressed short of the aforementioned full remaster - the battles are still waaaaaaaaaay too slow even before taking the slowdown into account, with all of those look-it-was-cool-at-the-time PS1-era unnecessary animations.