I only ever give $$ as a wedding gift.

She uses her handbag to signal to her staff. Different holds/positions mean get this fuckwit away from me, I need the loo, I'm tired and I want to go home etc.

My drug dealer roommate — a 6 foot tall white guy, with waist length dreads, who only wore basketball jerseys — REFUSED to lock the front door to our apartment so that his clients could access the apartment with more ease. He also stole my childhood diary and ransomed it for 36 dollars which he believed that I owed…

We're already fighting a proxy war in Syria. Probably a few other places too… I wouldn't be surprised if we had "boots on the ground" in Ukraine. And Congress just passed a new bill to fund a Russian language media outlet for Eastern Europe. Basically to combat RT and other Russian propaganda machines. We're probably…

I want it's official title to be Cold War II: Electric Boogaloo. Internet, make it so!

I'd advise to go watch the Rebels episode where Ezra joins the Stormtrooper academy and you will see John Boyega's character

Rumor is he's a Stormtrooper deserter.

He could be a storm trooper trying to escape other storm troopers... who is trying to join the rebellion.Which I think would be f-ing awesome.

I think it's interesting since the Storm Troopers were all clones. Perhaps John Boyega's character is using the uniform as a disguise. It's speculated that he's a Jedi apprentice. John Boyega In The Running For Jedi Apprentice

why is that exciting? were luke an han storm troopers?

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This was amazing. The rest of you are Haters of Fun.

Just sent this to a friend getting married today to read while she's getting her hair done. Flawless.

this is awesome. the naysayers clearly are unfunny people

He only wanted a wee keek!

No, this is a home for a penis.

I think that one of the most valid points to make is that we have been advising women to take all the responsibility and rape is still an epidemic thing, so maybe we should try something a little different here.

We do! I love only two things: Dick and unlimited soup and salad.

Mine was a courthouse elopement followed nearly a year later by the basic, DIY, on-a-budget-but-no-one-cares, ecologically conscious, drunken party, destination wedding-party in a town no one would choose to visit (because my family is scattered and his is all in one place).

Mine was a combination of the first five, and would have been outdoorsy if not for an epic downpour.