Scott Braun asked color commentator Cliff Floyd what he did to pass the time during rain delays. Floyd said he’d text with friends,

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Step 1 of the Dodgers plan to extort tax payers.

Crazy thought:
Don’t fucking jaywalk.

You are not wrong. However, you’ve upset the narrative for quite a few people.
RIP your replies...

No.

Damn straight brother!

So this means we can execute the mentally disabled when found guilty?

I don’t really care about the allegations. I want to know when Josh Pastner morphed into a hybrid of Norm MacDonald and Kevin Griffin of Better than Ezra.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

If, like me, you’re a fan of finger pointing and virtue signaling, then this season’s gonna be lit!

Putin’s probably not as into the NFL since he got his ring.

I’ll support bringing back bullpen carts, but only if the campaign goes hand in hand with bringing back AstroTurf.
Not, “Field Turf.” Not any of the modern, athlete friendly synthetic surfaces. I mean good old fashioned concrete-foundations-with-paper-thin-layer-of-rubber-with-turf-on-top surface.

If you’re upset that Martinez failed to get in because he was a DH but okay that Schilling didn’t make it for being an asshole, then fuck off and die. Your opinions on the matter are null and void.

I’m not sure how adding an intermission between the 1st/2nd and 3rd/4th quarters “speeds” things up. However, it would make things more uniform across levels.

FYI: The school is named for the Moravian Church, with which it is affiliated.

Wow. I can’t believe that.
How did I not notice women’s college basketball had switched to playing quarters instead of halves?

Everyone is missing the bigger picture here:
Why in the hell is the AG from Maryland inserting himself into U pf Wisconsin’s football travel arangements?

Easy, they made Carson Wentz tear his ACL.

Edit: Bah... That sucked.

Standing in opposition to Delta Airlines are the people who work at the NYC passport office, who were all extremely helpful and courteous.