a jury of Tampa tattoo artists bankrupted this site’s former company

The 83-86 Yankees were my favorites. Always picked to finish first, instead finishing 2nd or 3rd.
It was way more enjoyable to see the (arguably) most talented team in the AL torture their fans by falling short than to see them fall off the cliff at the end of the 80's.

Janet Leigh dead in a hotel shower?

If Buddy had been an alcoholic like Billy, that would have provided an explanation.

HA! Thanks! And I meant pointing out what I did, as an asshole Eagles fan. I need to quit the internet for the rest of the day.

And zero sense of offense.
To this day, assholes still argue, “Man, we were just 1 playmaker away from a Super Bowl in the Cunningham-Ryan era.”
No, Mr. Fuckstick, the Eagles were 5 players away from a Super Bowl:
2 O Tackles, 2 Guards and 1 Center.

I’m an Eagles fan, but holy shit, fuck our fanbase. The most lionized coach in Eagles history among the fans is Buddy Fucking Ryan.

I have no doubt that the Diamondbacks saw how Cobb County lured the Braves out of Atlanta and are thinking, “We can do the same!”

I’m from Oakland and he’s from Buffalo.

Gilbert has sort of a “small man’s syndrome” because it’s a newer city that only exploded in population in the 1990's. Prior to that, it was as sleepy agricultural town of absolutely no importance. In fact, Gilbert isn’t even incorporated as a City.
I think they’re looking at Chandler, Mesa, Scottsdale and Tempe and…

Objective case pronouns versus subjective case pronouns:

She was referring to the A’s bullpen.

“Why do WE HAVE guaranteed contracts?”
- Every MLB, NBA and NHL owner.

Damn, was in a hurry. Meant to say heard/participated in E-A-G-L-E-S chant. The B’s were playing the Flyers.

Best place I ever heard (and participated in) was in Boston during the intermissions of Ray Bourque’s last game for the Bruins.

Well yeah, I always assumed he was from Boston.

Well, that’s understandable. After 3 invasions over a 70 year period, one can hardly blame them.

Wouldn’t “the natural way to feed your cat” be to let him catch the rats?

With the notable exception of the Bash Brothers’ teams from ‘88 through ‘92, the Oakland A’s have drawn dick, even when they’re winning.

Those are viable cities. The problem is that neither of those cities have a plan for an MLB stadium, let alone one already built. It’s why the Diamondbacks have zero leverage in their pissing contest with Maricopa County.