I’m not arguing any position on the move. I just think it’s a shitty situation to be in for Soto.

It looks like we might have a great SNF matchup this week. But the way this season is going, I expect a final score of 2-0 because Jason Kelce gets called for a hold in the endzone.

I just think it sucks to be him. Imagine being the guy on a World Series team, who is cut for another guy who had 5 PA’s all season. But wait! It turns out the dude you were cut for can’t play after all...

I guess they can assign Giovanni Soto back to the 40-man roster.

The UCLA game convinced me that Kalani Sitake is unaware of overtime in college football. Of course he doesn’t understand down and distance either.

Tryouts for the San Marino men’s National Team:
[Phone rings]

Enberg/Olsen > Summerall/Madden

Correction: Indiana has had 9 winning seasons in my lifetime. But...

I never mentioned basketball for obvious reasons. Over the last 40+ years, Indiana is the suckiest sucking buch of sucks occupying a cubicle in the football division of the Big 10.

In my lifetime, Purdue has been to a Rose Bowl and produced a future HoF quarter back.

If you’re going to argue that Rutgers shouldn’t have joined the Big 10 because they suck at football, then you need to defend Indiana’s continued inclusion as well.

Your Tom Cruise analogy only works if Tom Cruise had converted to Scientology last month.

Kessel was wearing his Halloween costume, “Middle School Social Studies Teacher.”

Only in the Midwest.

Pete is in for a passive aggressive tweet storm.

FYI: You and I are on the same page. These clowns are beyons parody.

Deserving of a Deadspin article and this level of outrage?

If you define “city” as a “densely populated shithole lacking in affordable housing,” then yes, you are correct.

Prediction: The rule gets changed so that the next time some dumbshit QB thinks he can intentionally ground to run out the clock, the other team will be awarded an untimed down legally.

There really has been a huge uptick in fans, bandwagon or otherwise, the past 10 years. I never saw anyone with a Cardinals Jersey in 2000.