Everyone seems to be focused on same scale or macro scale cannibalism. Your body cannibalizes itself all of the time, moreso when you start working out.

One thing about Clinton trolling Trump for four years is it could distract him from fucking things up too much until the next election.

Not even a hairbrush. More like a sticky pet hair removal roller...

Know what fits nicely on a cap? “Fuck you, Donald!”

More places to put anti-Trump graffiti....

Oh fuck, there’s two of him?

How about an Asteroid that takes out enough of his cabinet and lawmakers to give Bernie a clear line of succession?

Perhaps a minigame of replying to the correct post would help you out.....

You could trim that down to:

Why does a VR game have to have a campaign at all?

As an owner of a partially running Chevy Chevette, Can you point me in the direction of 5 officially sanctioned motorsport races I can enter and have a chance of winning?

“Otherwise, at the end of eight years, I’ll come back and say ‘You’re fired,’”

My brain saw this:

I find it more concerning that “Holy Smokes, man!” = losing his shit.

We have a precedent now. The only viable candidates going forward are going to be inexperienced well known celebrities. Who could the left muster to go up against donald in 2020? Oprah? Dwayne Johnson? Kiefer Sutherland? The Sham-Wow guy?

Well, Its a good thing the Russians have been breeding a domesticated version...

Ja’ffa KREE!

Obligatory.

“This is a fire for the history books,”

Corrected Headline: Human thinks fiction is totally made up.