Mine just tells me it can't do that....

Well I think Florida is almost a terrorist state, if not a great source of amusement for the rest of the country...

(Raises hand) Because io9 deserves someone who will champion the exploration of space and the search to see if there is any alien life in the galaxy that might be delicious (space bacon).

Cool, but it seems a bit like overkill. You can already see most of that except the secondary lighting sources in Space Engineers on Steam early access depending on what lighting mods you use.

I would think a Ford Escort would be a more apt example...

This is NOT how probability and statistics work. You can't reduce the failure rate to a 50/50 chance because of time. Not to mention this completely ignores the difference between failures which cause no pregnancy and those that do. Regardless of how many lightning strikes occur near you your probability of getting…

If there was a Tsunami Warning where I live we are all screwed because Vegas is well inland and 1k ft above sea level......

Used nose ring. ewwww

So, we should convert our internet porn to chiseled stone or clay tablets?

We really should stop all the fear mongering and just nuke the area into a nice sheet of glass.

Or a meme that would illustrate whether or not that is too damn high.....

Of course he wants that. Its a guaranteed paycheck for life.

AT least the theme song isn't "It's been a long road, getting from there to here..."

Looks as god awful as the site re-design.....

SG: Atlantis. There's an episode where McKay finds a personal shield generator and he gets Sheppard to try and injure him. At one point Weir watches Sheppard push him off a balcony. Weir: "You thought it would be a good idea to test it by pushing him off a balcony."

rule 34. best examples ever....

lol

"You can't put a price on keeping Americans healthy, though. " Tell that to the healthcare industry.....

Wait how is the headline not "Scientists Create Freezing Ray?"

Actually it is quite likely apple would remove the headphone jack. Bluetooth is becoming ubiquitous and apple has always retired legacy ports with a vengeance.