Or ended up as a banker on Wall St....

Sting

10 REM Loop

When embracing the cloud, just remember, he might not like being touched that way...

Did you type that comment on a typewriter and mail it in?

What you are calling "trust" I call being rational while having a decent understanding of the science that a new tech exploits.

ManBearPigWhale!

"Go ahead and take a moment to confirm."

Or "We looked at your car and we aren't going to accept a claim because its barely scratched..."

That's the only way they can get far enough away to escape the laughter from Ford owners. Plus they need that much of a head start to get up enough speed to run a 1/4.

Depends on how hard they hit the house...

642.89 to 1

I heard it was an escaped ferret driven mad by getting stuck in the car while Bieber was playing at full volume...

Wow she stripped it down to the BEAR metal...

Ugg, I see mass battery recalls in the future...

I was thinking more in terms of labor on joining steel to aluminum to plastic.

So a minor fender bender will total the car in repair costs?

So, it's only the two? What would really be alarming is if millions of people followed an invisibile, incestual, petty, spiteful, and vengeful imaginary character and started wars in his name. Good thing nothing like that could ever happen because most people are so rational...

BIG TOE!

What is this laugh thing you speak of? Is it edible?