Yes that's MSPAINT.EXE, bitch! Suck it Iranian photoshoppers.

He wouldn't have a frame of reference unless he also drove:

I threw my back out getting into a 2011 mustang. Mid-life crisis purchase indeed...

I hardly think a massive network of cameras looking DOWN from a toddler's perspective is going to be useful to anyone for anything, unless we want to see the terrorists shoes.

One does not simply work out...

Casting Call for:

Life Lessons: Do NOT use this method with scrambled eggs...

That box needs a tardis paint job...

It doesn't matter if the PC is grounded or not. You just want the difference in charge between you and the components to be as close to 0 as possibile. You could have a 50k volt charge and be OK as long as all of your components, tools and work areas had the same charge.

Cocaine. That is all.

Enough people run reds from a dead stop because of a green arrow that maybe we need to re-think how we set up traffic lights. There is also a problem of consistency. I grew up in a small town that only had solid green lights. A lot of people from my town got into accidents when driving a few towns over that had green…

They could have just the assembly line backwards....

How do I make this work with Lapdances? Instructions not clear.

...and then someone else says "Hey bubba, you know that thang? I bet I could do that thang better cause I made it to the 8th grade. Here! Hold my beer while I try somethin..." ...and thus was born the redneck olympics.

So how are you impacted if you don't log on to a vulnerable site directly, but instead log in through facebook or google like Kinja does?

It would be news if Katy Perry smiled and looked like Morgan Freeman, but frowned and looked like Kate Mulgrew. The premise for this article is that Katy Perry tends to look like Katy Perry over time. That is what us "learn-ed folk" call "a given."

"A three hour tour, a three hour tour."