Geneticus
Geneticus
Geneticus

I threw my back out getting into a 2011 mustang. Mid-life crisis purchase indeed...

"Astronomers Have Discovered A Star That's As Cold As Ice"

Why do I see James Franco when I look at this?

I hardly think a massive network of cameras looking DOWN from a toddler's perspective is going to be useful to anyone for anything, unless we want to see the terrorists shoes.

I think you mean Ceramic Surgery.....

Your tablet would be useless if you got hit by an EMP (nuke or otherwise).

One does not simply work out...

How about: Does Casually Researching Marijuana Use Cause Brain Abnormalities?

The inhabitants are at war with planet Vagisil-9...

You're probably too large to fit into them as well...

That's certainly a shrewd way to kill...

By boat, its a three hour tour, a three hour tour...

Might I suggest cloning people to use as part farms?

Vodak Pop Rocks.

Space Elevator.

Do they have any coincidental astronomical alignments that might be mistakenly applied as significant by future civilizations?

One would presume that if we had the technological capability to have such long term missions, we would also employ artificial gravity (rotation) to keep the crew fit for landing someplace eventually....

I was hoping for A Clockwork Orange with pepper spray...

"Meet Wormwood, the English-accented, beer-drinking, sentient corpse possessing a maggot expat from the Hell dimension. Well, one of them. If he's not attempting to save Earth from demonic, parasitic fungal infections or undead strippers, then he's off drinking with his homemade mechanical sidekick, Mr. Pendulum."