I just came up with a great idea for a game that totally has nothing to do with what you just said.......

That's oddly specific...

TSA: Sir Why do are you trying to carry 200 ball point pens onto your flight?

My girlfriend and I were meeting her parents at an IHOP and her parents were standing in the foyer. I was a couple feet behind her and watched her do the exact same thing. What was really funny was her dad actually fell on the floor because he was laughing so hard. I eventually married her and I have an excellent…

Well, $5 is a lot less than paying a PA a yearly salary to write that kind of stuff down for me and then remind me of it later. Besides, If I'm gonna spend money on a CE edition it's not like the $5 is going to hurt me.

I can secure pre-orders in store months before it is available to pre-order on a web site. They call me when they can order it in their system so I don't forget and miss out on the extra crap in the CE editions I like to have.

EA owns the IP and doesn't need the original developers anymore. Pretty much standard EA practice. Same thing happened to Westwood Studios (Command & Conquer).

This pic should have had one headlight out and a Monocle over the other one....

The "looks" probably had the thought "Why the F*CK does a Beetle have racing stripes on it?" behind them.

I think you mean CDO....

Next week's headline, "Hackers Steal Prescription Medicine by hacking drones and re-directing them to different addresses"

Red Light Cameras.

Shelby Mustang GT limo....

I haven't had that problem with phones. I have, however, had that problem in dating.

Its much worse when you hit 40. Twenty years of eating whatever the fuck you want will balloon you into an uncomfortable hunk of wheezing fat before you know it. You step on the scale one day and realize that you have more than doubled your weight and you won't know how to lose it because your pallette won't accept…

Yeah, remind me. Why do we sexualize baby beverage dispensers?

Ah! Sticker peeling! That was how I resolved that particular Kobiyashi Maru....

Two words. Nail and Clippers.

After careful thought, Ive decided to buy and restore a classic car instead of gaming for a while.

Maybe its just me, but I always thought desperation caused more risky sex....