Maybe its just me, but I always thought desperation caused more risky sex....

Or they died in a nest of feathers taken from their kills....

Wal-Mart shoppers.

Well, YOU, haven't traveled to another planet....

Don't try this with bacon. Trust me.

Wife: Tuesday, Thursday

I bet I'll see at least one at SDCC this summer.

So, forbidden pussy?

Japan should just dump radioactive material in the sea or something. ...Oh wait...

Good.

He's cheering because he thinks all the white powder is cocaine.....

"Mamma said knock you out"

In Soviet Russia, Bobsled crashes you.

You mean college teens with daddy issues?

That's where android wars come in to play...

So, life on earth evolved from an orbital alien toilet flush? That explains so much.....

The Meme Police by Meap Mrick?

You can add USB to VGA/DVI adapters which are basically self contained USB Video Card.

I wonder what the T-800 would look like if they did the CSI muscle and skin layer reconstruction thing on it....