He's cheering because he thinks all the white powder is cocaine.....

"Mamma said knock you out"

In Soviet Russia, Bobsled crashes you.

Wow! Her music really sphinx...

You mean, like, Biologists, Historians, Violin Prodigies, or the people that grow that delicious bacon?

Just walk off the edge...

That's a misleading statistic because of the number of those people who understand that planets revolve around stars, but don't think the sun is a star.

My wife isn't interested in trying this out with me either....

What if it was David Tennant doing the voice?

That's not E.T. it's Mark Hamill after lap band surgery.

So.....Predators are.....Scotsman?

You mean college teens with daddy issues?

That's where android wars come in to play...

For starters. You're still here.

How is this news? We've had CEOs for years...

LOL, I think I have had this plan all along.

My brain implants read this title as "Those brain implants may be thicker than you realized", then I LOL'd.

" Does infinity really exist?"

Sounds like Stargate with out the Stargate..

FISH!