2017 Active Volcano, surfing lava.

Your repeated violations of the Verbal Morality Statute have caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

You Spelted 'Murica wrong, commie.

There's a Skyrim joke in here somewhere.....

Now do this:

If it doesn't exist yet, this needs to be a bobble head GIF.

Ok, can we make a drug that makes people think their spouse is NOT sleeping around? "Here honey, take this. I'll be upstairs with your sister for a half-hour coordinating your christmas presents"...

Imp, you have been fined 1 credit for violating the verbal morality code.

"They can turn anything that can conduct a current into a piano. Even dogs. So you can have your own dog piano."

Sure, If you fancy flying around in a random orbit sander....

Maybe. If the contractor hadn't cut corners on the structural frame....

Yes.

And I thought Idiocracy was prophetic, who knew it would be this instead?

Reminds me of ancient Norse.

The Meme Police by Meap Mrick?

Did a DeLorean drive by at that exact moment?

You can add USB to VGA/DVI adapters which are basically self contained USB Video Card.

I wonder what the T-800 would look like if they did the CSI muscle and skin layer reconstruction thing on it....

Wait. Why is it 8-bit?

It always irks me when people say that speed is a factor in a fatality. Speed is ALWAYS a factor if you are moving. It's 1/3 of the terms in the equation.