Spurrier: [walks into any place of business in South Carolina]

I hope he put sunblock on. He doesn't want to become a Redskin again

It may have been only four hours to us, but at BYU that equates to about 60 million years.

Acquiring an eighth from Kingston? This sounds more like a minor transaction in basketball than hockey.

Of course, ice cream is only served in cones in Toronto.

I think this is a pretty standard tactic. As any good General knows, you only want other people's kids on the Fronts.

Doug Gilmour Traded Away His Son

Jake: "Dad, I can't believe you'd betray me like this! Me, your own son! And, for what? Some "higher purpose"? You son of a bitch!

Pretty sure that when a football player bangs two at a time, it's called "what Aaron Hernandez did last year".

Ugh, this bear is the worst.

1. After seeing Kobe I was overcome with excitement.

I guess there's no such thing as free speech any longer, I give up.

Just that lonely man, there on the corner.

Well, Mariotti knows all about throwing it all away.

In their defense, is anybody listening?

If the Wilfs were truly that bad a cooking the books, Randy Moss would have flipped out years ago.

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This is exactly what makes me mad about the Riley Cooper matter, last time I checked the Constitution says we have the right not to assemble with people we don't care for.

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]

When giving your wife electronics for an anniversary gift, you always want to make sure the battery is included.