KC and the Moonshine = Banned

Squatter: Hey, Chris, all of your shoes have holes in them.

I got about halfway through this and then I started thinking about that lady motorcycle crash.

[slices off finger with champagne sabre]

[looks it up for shits and giggles]

[pats self on back]

Nah, definitely not right.

Her race ended in tears.

We'll be talking about this one for a long time, just like that one woman who crashed at the end of that one Winter Olympics sport race.

"Ooooohh, you just missed a trifecta! We would've taken either lethal injection OR firing squad as well. So close!"

I'm confused. Who was Tony Sparano looking up at?

In Jones' defense, the man's last name is Theyard.

Authorities are looking into filing hate crime charges, as Jones was overheard during the assault saying, "no hobo."

“I did not see this coming,” said Neve Schadler (COL ’15), head of the Jack Crew.

Fitting, since his game is aleing.

This would be the second-biggest Young-Balls transaction this year, behind only the Penn State settlement.

In other Jaguars news, the NFL is trying to convert Londoners one person at a time.

Lips and assholes. What is this, a Foodspin post on hotdogs?