This will go down in history as the most fruitless pursuit that ever began at a British groyne unless, of course, Prince Charles dies before Queen Elizabeth.

Why isn't Rickey Henderson in prison? Now there's a guy who didn't know when to stop fucking around with the minors long after his MLB career was over.

Tampa Bay's Victor Hedman and Detroit's Henrik Zetterberg, both gravlax for Sweden's Olympic team...

Given the fact that Rupert's got his hand on Cleatus' ass, I can only assume it was made in China.

In the most cliche' move ever . . . .

But Hogue was about to learn there's nothing more dangerous than an NHL role player with time on his hands and a cursory knowledge of Google.

Dean Spanos is the most stubborn asshole in the NFL. 14-2 wasn't good enough for Dean to keep around Marty Schottenheimer, so instead he found a dumpster fire replacement in Norv Turner.

there had been a "protracted struggle" in the kitchen, the living room, and the doorway to the patio

If going around without underwear is called "going commando," I suppose going around without a cup should be called "going Toronto Maple Leafs in the expansion era."

The irony here is that I usually turn to Jared when I'm trying to improve the relationship between me and my woman.

David Bank, an analyst for RBC Capital Markets

Cynthia Reilly's Twitter presence is small.

Hope it works better than the Pat Summitt memory stick.

Huh, when I think of a Flyer who singlehandedly destroyed a club, the first guy who comes to mind is Eric Lindros.

Where else but a mall would you unveil a set of uniforms with a color scheme that Sears your corneas?

Happened all the time when Kuhn was commissioner.

And here I thought Lourdes Leon would be the next Cougar offspring to go bad.

This comes as little surprise to me. When a Remy and a Martel get together a Very Sad Outcome's Predicted.

Biogenesis documents showing the names of three previously unidentified players were leaked to Yahoo Sports earlier this year by Alex Rodriguez's "inner circle."

Good thing I'm planning to hold off on seeing this until it's released on disk and packaged in a boxed set with "Walk the Line" and 2003's "Bob Hope - The Road to Laughter."