gifty but useless

I'm glad these allegations about Chivas are getting out now rather than staying bottled up for 12 years.

Perhaps I'm just a little bit too old fashioned, but I'm completely disgusted by this. I mean, what the hell is that in the picture, a kale martini?

Lou Lamoriello will remain in charge of hockey operations.

• If the on-field ruling is overturned, the manager will receive another challenge. If it's upheld, the challenge is gone.

So that gives Turner Field a 50% success rate when it comes to living things attempting to fly out of it this week.

I'm gonna guess this kid from Panama hasn't seen too much breaking stuff before.

As Archery Biathlon will not be an event in Sochi, the manufacturer of the Swedish national team's ammunition has retracted its impassioned statement of outrage against the Russian policies, perhaps the first time in history that an arrowsmith has had to withhold Swede emotion.

Certainly lends a new interpretation to "Go Pack Go."

Pictured: Anibel Sanchez ushering in a New Era of hygiene.

Thank God. I saw "zero fucks" and I thought this was going to be another Tebow article.

Not that guy; THIS guy.

Alternative headline:

And The Indian would like to thank you for calling tech support.

Sparty Off-Guard!

He told manager Terry Collins he "thought he could get through it,"

We travel about as well as Ball State.

The Bucs never fare well whenever the Cardinals get involved, at least that's what I'm getting out of this Bank of the Vatican audit report.

the endless streams of tiny bubbles

Okay, so perhaps there is one instance whereby the Second Mile Foundation adequately prepared a troubled youth for his future.