Weird. Someone going down for a Buc usually means you've made a successful pass.

"Multi platform" is just a fancy way of saying he's allowed to expense two airplane seats when traveling.

Don't tread.

The proposal will be presented to owners today by a task force led by MLB executives Joe Torre and Tony La Russa.

One Year Ago Today, ESPN Hit Rock Bottom

I can only presume "the crew" includes such luminaries as @SeymourButtz, @NoFattiezz and @IHeart8008135

Walking away from a Fox right before it expands is called a "Parker Stevenson."

Still not as tragic as the time I dropped a Collins and blew any chance I had of being asked to join the Westhampton Country Club.

It's only appropriate that a dude who looks like an unwashed lumberjack would enjoy a swig from a dirty lager.

Keeping someone out of the White House for over 40 years is also the reason why Sirhan Sirhan never gets paroled.

Pretty sure the most fogeyish Grand Slam is two soft boiled eggs, oatmeal and grits.

"No thanks, I'll walk." - Rosa Parks

There's nothing really remarkable about spats in D.C., especially during the apex of seersucker season.

At least the members of the team had the good sense to name themselves the Pandas, because from what I'm reading here, it's pretty obvious that the odds are quite long against any of them reproducing.

I'm assuming the logo for AAA Round Rock is Fred Flintstone repairing a motorist's roadside flat.

What If Wayne Washington Smelled Bad?

No biggie. Most Redskin fans prefer playing Words With Freds, anyway.

They didn’t put no blood, sweat and tears into none of this.

Also such a lame:

Trestman is the first CFL head coach to be hired as an NFL head coach in over 30 years. The last one was Frank Kush, who went 0-8-1 in his first season with the Colts.