Given that the NFL is caving in even more to the "Act Like You've Been There Before, Sonny!" set...

This is also the marketing slogan for the Urbana, Illinois Chamber of Commerce.

I'm filing this under "Shitty Arenas" so that my map of Tropicana Field has some company.

You likely don’t live in a city with a healthy population of other pro soccer players

Sounds like Jennifer could be the one in some serious legal trouble. After all, look how much time Jerry Sandusky's going to do for being struck by pedi-goo.

"He should consider professional tennis. It's the perfect career for an ex-Gent. I'm living proof." - Renee Richards

I'd rather be called "Uncle Tom" than "Gaylord Palms."

Fun fact: "Shitty, Rotten, Cheap, Pathetic Bengals" was the working title for "Slumdog Millionaire."

Also unafraid of foul balls . . .

the Royals are on fire, by the way

No, no. You're thinking of his New England Journal of Medicine article, "The V: Foundation for Cancer."

Does it matter?

Shoulda' known the 300 was doomed. That outdated equipment is looking rather Spartan.

Brooks chased self-maximization, which ended up leading to his self-destruction.

Odd to see a Rodriguez assigned to cleanup on the South Side. That's something one usually sees in the North Shore suburbs.

That is the most heartbreaking SuperCross ending of all time.

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For a moment I thought he said "hashtag Ahola," but then I remembered that ESPN doesn't cover hockey.

One of the finest pieces of writing about a disgraced farmhand I've ever read.

Dos Equis? Seems to me Shock Top would have been a more appropriate sponsor.