Additionally, wiping A-Rod from the books could put the Yankees under the luxury tax threshold next year, saving them another $10-$15 million in payments, and even more with a lower tax rate in 2015.

I'm sure Clayton will recover just fine from this gaffe. After all, Elliot Spitzer's return to the political scene proves that a John can make a huge mistake and still come out okay.

They made sure he flew an airline other than Asiana, I presume.

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That story certainly hearkens back to a better place and time in Jets history, namely a time when their QB could find an Open End.

Mark Ingram, who remains thoroughly useless.

Let me just say for the record that I do not believe steroids have a positive effect on a baseball player's performance. I have ingested many varieties of steroids in my day and not a one of them improved my athletic abilities. As a matter of fact, I'd venture to say that they greatly impaired my physical condition…

If only someone would have put a "Do not engage in the sport of football" sticker on Dan Snyder.

And all this time I assumed Ehlo was an or-din-ar-y guy.

"Welcome to my world, Babe."

So a couple of Tourists find themselves in legal trouble in the South. I suppose the role of their bumbling attorney will be played by Joe Pesci.

Not that this matters at all to Arthur Blank.

If ever there was a need to bring back the pink comments . . .

Jesus, it's not as if he's the first Eagle to be forced into taking time off to get his shit together.

And now, Jim, back to the Iceberg Skating Palace!

The Bulldog Summit claims another victim.

Eminently more entertaining than the LiveLeak videos Chuck Berry made in the late 80's.

Rooting for the Phillies these days is like rooting for the crotch on America's Funniest Home Videos.)

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Gari goes on to describe how her husband, now managing the Blue Jays' Class-A affiliate...