. . . Rodriguez, who recently bulked up his legal team . . .

Reckless burning? I certainly hope Ehlo has learned a lesson about messing with Strange Magic.

I do.

Fuck you, Jerry.

I dunno, man. All these sausages seem pretty racist to me.

And, to add insult to injury, Andrelton Simmons was called out on the infield fly rule.

Al Gore Is Not A-Ruttin' Tipper

"Lengthy suspensions are overrated."

I'm going to assume the point was won on a facial.

I know that the decision to trade LJ was a difficult one, as he was very close with Baltimore GM Dan Duquette, but it was in the team's best interest, and as we all know, the franchise's policy has always been O's before Hoes.

I'm not going to cook with anything that smells terrible

Sorry but this story gives me bad flashbacks to my teenage years and the scourge of prematurely released Juice.

I have.

Greg Schiano is the kind of sap who thinks that's a novel way of approaching his profession. I look forward to one of his players shitting in his car trunk.

Interestingly, this isn't the dumbest Rice/Sanders collaboration ever conceived.

Odd. You'd think if anyone was going to have a beer named after him, it would be Indianapolis long snapper Matt Overton.

So the takeaway from this story is that Notaro isn't exactly the tits.

"Foul grounder?"

Good for the University of Oregon. It's about time someone besides Donald Trump became a player in the world of decadent monstrosities and gaudy rugs.

New York seems to be the capital for double-standards in the world of sports. While the MLB wagons circle A-Rod for alleged self-abuse by means of PED's, the NFL does nothing about Rex Ryan's admitted self-abuse by means of PED's.