Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

"it doesn't tell you what to include, how to write it, or what you should ask for."

Wow. Lawyer here. At a very surface level, this seems like an incredibly bad idea, and arguably on the edge of legality in several states. I don't see how one could not categorize this website as attempting to provide automated legal advice without a license.

Missed an important point here:

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

Not raiding at all is one of the best ways to enjoy a MMO. No drama, no douches, no bullshit.

Am I the only guy who hates people like this? It's like telling people "I didn't like your vision for a game franchise, here's how you vision should have been." They made the game how they wanted it because it was their story, you rewriting their story is nothing more than a dick move in my opinion. If you make a…

My dad did the same for my sisters, he then whispered "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." (Note: He never spent a day in prison except when he had to represent someone who had been sent there.)

Living life the way you think you are living it sucks.

Diplomacy is the same as Risk as Bugatti Veyron is to a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe.

What if I told you that you could own a PC and a console?

"Putting the Dickwolf on a T-shirt was a way of celebrating rape".

No, he said that he thought pulling the Dickwolves merchandise was Robert's biggest mistake at Penny Arcade. He later said that basically every move they made after the initial comic (which would include making the Dickwolves merchandise in the first place) was a mistake, because it simply added fuel to the…

Yes, we were so much more wholesome in the days of Madonna.

Good call. Better to make your kids sheltered weirdos than possibly let them see suggestive dancing.

You lot seem obsessed with men carrying purses lately. It's getting a little weird.

I find something rather comforting about a subscription MMO. I don't feel like I'm going to be fleeced for basic functionality. Everything I've seen of Wildstar so far seems to be slick and high quality. I've been looking forward to its release.

"Looks like this troll's..."
[takes off sunglasses]
"...on ice."
(YEEAA-)
[slips on ice, cracks head open like a melon on ice, oh the blood, oh my god the blood, so much blood and brains and vein tissue everywhere, Jesus Christ there are children here, oh his eyes - HIS EYES - one is looking right at me, oh dear sweet…