My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

This is me right now.

Eh, kids.

Disorderly Goat was my fav band to come out of the 1990s grunge scene.

The little girl in Adventures in Babysitting did.

PATRIARCHY, WE WOULD HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!

Said midi-loving gal needs to head on over to BodenUSA.com. Cute Brit clothing and they do different length options— I buy a lot of my skirts and dresses from them in tall because I'm 5'8" and have a booty, which turns most skirts into mico-minis.

eShakti.com is THE BEST if you're into cute dresses and retro vibes. Sizes 0-36, but you can also send them custom measurements. Their clothes aren't cheap cheap, but they're great quality and will last for years. It's worth the investment.

As an animal adopter, animal adoption people can get out of control.

Um, am i the only one who saw the headline, watched the trailer without reading the article, and then was really confused bc she was expecting an "Annie" parody?

This is always the best, imo.

I'm completely done with the dumb portrayals of the stereotypical moms and dads that were trotted out for this clip. I'm not sure why, but the dad especially grates on me. I just have no patience left for the "oh, dad isn't emotionally invested in the emotional lives of his family because SPORTS YEAH WHOO" trope. I…

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

I'm not a huggy person, but I'd like to hug Jon Hamm to see if he smells like what my imagination has concocted (leather and Old Spice).

God I hope it looks like this...

This is weird since, by all appearances, Florida and Satan would seem to be best friends.