LIES! Midwest is best!!!!

My dad told me I wasn’t allowed to get my ears pierced until I was 10 because if I did my brains would leak out the holes. At 10, however, your brains are too big to fall out. I semi-patiently waited until I hit double digits and the correct brain size.

Ugly Heart - G.R.L.

I love how conservatives are convinced that everyone is as intolerant as they are.

As a single person who has survived heart surgery I’d just like to say NUTS TO THIS STUDY!

Look, he just had Carpathian kitten envy.

I left out that one and Tim Allen’s “Last Man Standing.” My list were all shows that lasted one season or less. “Work It” only aired two episodes. No one wants to watch that shit. But they just keep making it.

It’s nice to see the networks trying something new that totally hasn’t bombed 8 times in the last three years.

People might have wasted time on a sleazy website! Let’s waste more time and money trying to find them and then probably do nothing! Bureaucracy = Ouroboros of time wasting.

So basically, women are like children so let’s do sex to them?

When I was 10 and my sister was 12 our father took us on the GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP! We were poor so this mostly involved crashing at friends houses (no motels for us!) or camping literally on the side of the road and once trying to pitch a tent in the dark on sand on what I’m pretty sure was a Reservation. Anyway,…

This is my cat. She looks like a stuffed animal. She loves boxes more than anything in the world.

I just figured it out. It’s the name of the dog from the Royal Tenenbaums.

Does anyone else think Buckley is a dog’s name?

My worst migraine puke was not nearly this bad. I felt one coming on but I was in grad school and I had to go see this guest lecturer speak so I went hoping it wouldn’t get that bad. Between the florescent lights of the lecture hall and the accent of the speaker it just got progressively worse. About twenty minutes in…

Meanwhile, a gofundme set up for them has raised over $50,000.

I was literally just thinking the same thing.

When I was eight and my older sister was ten we decided to tie a bunch of bed sheets together and use them to climb out her second story window. Not to sneak out of the house or anything (it was the middle of the day in the summer) but just because we had seen it in a movie and wanted to try it. Being the youngest it…

Agreed. I'm 5'9 and a lot of Modcloth dresses are like shirts on me. I've gotten really good at checking the length detail before I get excited about something I like on there.