In related news I just bought this first edition of the Bell Jar. I'm very pleased.

My real best friend and me for Halloween 2013.

"Pop, Pop!"

I guess we'll never be royals.

I seriously needed this after making the mistake of reading a Daily Caller article victim blaming Cosby's victims because they had legal troubles in the past. Can't trust a woman who's been arrested for prostitution, am I right, fellas? Fuck you, Daily Caller and hurrah for a bit of much needed holiday cheer.

As a college women's studies teacher who now basically spends a whole week every semester teaching sex ed to a bunch of completely clueless kids who have gone through abstinence only programs I JUST ROLLED MY EYES SO HARD I THINK I ACTUALLY HURT MY BRAIN.

He looks like Fred.

I'm totally happy that this guy is being charged and hopefully more charges and maybe even some convictions will follow - though my faith in the US criminal justice system might be at an all time low right now.

I'm not into hugs. I don't really like touching people. But for some reason I really want to hug Kristen Bell. Is that weird?

I mean, have you seen their governor?

God bless you, Satanists.

I see what you did there. Clever. I don't like dogs either. I was bit as a child.

Here is a list of animals that I don't like because they have attacked me:

Ha! No, it was Ann Arbor almost 20 years ago. Is this perhaps an universal punk rock experience?

Here is why I hate ferrets - When I was 16 I used to hang out at punk houses all the time. There was one specific residence where two ferrets lived. They did not have a cage. They lived in the bathroom. They were also not well socialized and kind of mean. Mostly they would just nest in this bathrobe that had fallen on…

Please post a working link to the change.org petition.

That there is some bucket list level of shit.

I spend weeks every semester having "yes means yes" conversations with college kids. This kind of joke falls into an extreme version of "she said no but her body said yes" and I think as a society we need to stop doing this. Especially given that it looked like the scene took place in a party atmosphere and there was…

I was so on board for this until that consent joke at the end. WHY, PITCH PERFECT? WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!