Sure. I’ll be standing here. (Laughing in glee when you get called out.)

I do, canceling your vote.

White female commentator here. SING IT.

This is extremely important. Whether you think it is “bad art” or not this is fucking important. When a rape victim story is ever put out for public consumption the general consensus is that people feel like they have a right to know exactly what happened, that if they could they should basically have video access to…

What they did with Game of Thrones is HILARIOUS.
They also made The Walking Dead about 800% better than the show actually is:

Okay, here is my thing with burns....or snappy come backs, which they were once called. I cry. I cry when frustrated. I hate it. I’m quite sassy unless pissed off, then I cry. Ugh. Nobody knows how much I just burned in my head them, cause I am crying.

Me too. Or I'll just put the towel down on the bed and sit on it, naked. There's something about being freshly clean from a shower and being naked that just feels great.

That could be a whole topic. Things you cook when single that you can't even think of cooking for someone else. I like to invent absurd frittatas that are abominations nine of ten tries.

This is the most interesting thing I've seen Miley do. I actually liked it.

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

That can't be healthy. ; )

I agree. Why do people think it's funny in any way? The man gets knocked off his damn mobility scooter and is completely helplessly lying on the ground. Ha ha, right?

On the same day we're all reacting to a horrific video of domestic violence, Jezebel goes and posts this story with this headline, insulting the dignity of a disabled man who was assaulted by his apparent girlfriend and was very nearly run over. What makes this instance of domestic violence any less abhorrent than…

Domestic violence. Not funny.