Impossible!!!!

This must be why my wife sounds so stupid. She has been filling up a huge rectangle and not an arrow.

Call me crazy, but if I had just spent $2500 on a bag and cops stopped me because I didn't fit the profile of someone normally buying $2500 handbags, I'm taking it as a compliment that I don't look as stupid as Barney's normal dumb as dog shit customers.

I was on, then off for a long time, and I recently got back on because I thought I must be missing something since every place on the interwebs is share, share share. I was wrong. I'm not missing anything at all. My news feed is nothing but stupid people sharing other stupid peoples jokes about Obama, trite platitudes…

It's just a dollop of cake decorating gel, which doesn't look at all convincing to me. Neon red nipples? They'd probably need to somehow use bologna colored raisins for me to be convinced.

Actually my favorite is when he's swinging open the door he looks around like "I hope no one is filming me doing this".

Are we absolutely positive that this woman isn't having some sort of neurological episode caused by the bright lights they use? Every time without fail the lights go on and this woman's dead eyes pop and out flows a verbal diarrhea full of words that she doesn't understand the meaning of strung together with strange…

OR, if you would like to see pure magic you can do what I did in high school. Take said cashmere sweater and wash and dry like its a pair of jeans.
Spoiler:
A child you know will have the cutest and most expensive dressed doll in town!

My wife lost her mother to breast cancer in 2007. Our only child was 2 at the time and at 8 yrs old today has no idea how much life cheated her out of when her grandmother died. I cringe whenever I hear "dedicated to the strong survivors" it something like it. My mother in law was beyond strong! But her cancer was…

I'm sure there will be a movement to get rid of them.

You need to look Nicole up today, I'm pretty sure there is one hell of a great book there!

Your comment makes me sad. I hope you will get over this and spend more time at the place you like so much. Life is just too short for hang ups. Or at least that's what I keep trying to tell myself.

I miss Bessie Higenbottom so much! My daughter is 8 now and we both couldn't get enough of the mighty bee. Amy is brilliant!!

I must read her stuff. Point me please.

Same here. There's a goodwill drop off drive thru a mile from me. It used to be a jiffy lube type place, so you pull in and an employee unloads it for you and gives you a receipt. The value they put on used clothing, for example, is sometimes more than what I paid. Win win!

I'd never be able to stop laughing! It's not like you can turn the bird off. I'd go nuts.

I've learned that Beyoncé is more of a pretentious asshat than I thought she was.

Dumb kids. They should have started saying "math" or "history".

I don't know what "Wet Seal" is but I'll be buying the shit out of what they are selling.