Was going to say this exactly.

Well then, that settles it, I'm his father.

I'm with you. I try, I really do, but my neurons just won't click when it comes to "getting" it.

That's because you can sometimes reason with a mullosk, but never a turtle!

If you are watching movies to get a man's perspective this might be the reason you are so horrible at matchmaking. If you have never been treated to this shit show, let me just tell you, this woman couldn't match socks. Not only do most of the "matches" she makes not work out, they end up wanting to kill each other,…

Well, then I guess it's on to famewhore career building stunt number 3, "The secret sex tape".

I know right? I could hardly type it with a straight face.

Judges looking at cases and making "judgements". Not a new concept.

She's definitely no writer. Thank goodness she can sing.

Only ever bought Barilla. I'll pay the higher price for De Cecco now. I won't put one more penny in Barilla's bank. Eva...

Moving to LA area next summer! Make room!

And where is this utopia? I need a new destination.

$1,500?? Surely this is a typo missing several zeros?!

I know! But, it's so hard!!
Anyway, great story! Wish I had been born about 25 years later.

I think it's "Deenie" by Judy Blume you are referring to?

Or the wretched Real Housewives of wherever, hands on hips! Ugh! Someone (Andy) told them you look younger with hands on hips.

Fame-whore has a pretty sound to it.

"Scream and Shout"

The crappy English accent is back.

Watch her arrival at TIFF tonight to see why she is 100 shades of awesome.