night seriously ruined. Loved her.

You slobs. Can't you recognize a retro chic flip phone Lagerfeld compact.

Welcome Mr. Lagerfeld!

There is one house that I would give my right and left arm for and I didn't even know it really existed outside of a studio lot. It's the golden girls house and yes it does exist and looks pretty much the smne today as it did when they filmed the outside shots. I actually screamed when I drove by it last year by shear…

Please use this method and reevaluate your post.

You obviously have no idea what the word "empathize" means.

Destroyed me. Done for the day

My thoughts exactly. Skim across the "Jesus is white" nonsense that even most of your mouth breathing audience knows to be wrong, and focus on the funny Santa stuff. Classic Fox.

I think the hemorrhoid cream manufactures are behind this.

Tried it once recreationally years ago, gave me the worst panic attack of my life so I'll never touch it again, but I'm all for legalizing it to help people like her.

It's a very long list of disgusting things I would do to avoid ever throwing up again in my life. I don't know how some people are so laid back and all chill with it. Ugh. It's my big phobia!

I was thinking the same thing. If there were even the remotest chance that I'd be hurling on nationwide television I wouldn't go near it. Kudos to Kelly. Something tells me if she did throw up she would probably turn to Ellen and say "see what I mean". I hope she names her kid moxie.

Sounds like the original to my ears.

I hope it's a hoax. I won't even be mad, just make it a hoax. Please.

Glamorizing cocksucking is fine. They should rename the brand to bone.

Only with each other I'm sorry to say. Or I'm sorry for my wife anyway.

I am an identical twin and my brother and u could sleep like this up until we stopped trying at about age 9. I bet we still could but neither wants to try.

Ok, that was good. Do you think the people she landed close to knew?

Have the kid first then say that. Everyone is so "when I have kids I'll......" Until they actually have them and all their platitudes turn to mush when they see that little prince/princess.
On a related note, why is it that people who don't have children always have the answers about how to raise them "correctly"?

Razzles are the bomb