#MorePupperJobs

I keep thinking about the time a decade ago where the TSA flagged my power cables, but missed the giant scissors I forgot were in my carry on. 

Don’t give them any more ideas, please, qwertt ...

The only fear of explosives hidden in snacks are of the silent fart kind.

I thought we were already telling them about this.

So next week then, do you suppose they will have enough doctors available and on-site to read the results of those soon-to-be-implemented TSA colonoscopies?

Kid is obviously a crisis actor.  Full time work these days...

The fridge will need its own cone of silence just like the one he got for his phone.

I live in GA; Perdue is a detestable piece of shit who only answers to his donors. So, let me say: thank you, that fucking rules.

I said this in another comment, but I’ll say it here again because I’m gray on Splinter:

I’m surprised his first reaction wasn’t to take the child in to custody. Seems to be the current trend. And what was she thinking using a children as a shield. 

Dude, you need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

She politely asked him to resign after outlining his many objective misdeeds!  Oh, the humanity!

Cut to the Civility Brigade clutching their pearls. Someone fetch my smelling salts and my fainting couch, for that I am getting the vapors!

Hey! That kid might have been concealing a slobbery binkie!

Yup.  Gotta have that “woman-with-a-toddler” shield.

Another HERO! Don’t let these fucks have one peaceful moment!

a frank and well mannered criticism of a public servant by a member of the public, the frothing incivility of the lefty libtards knows no bounds