It’s supposed to represent the cup Jesus used during the Last Supper. It’s all here:

*snicker* Then what you’re telling me is that I’ll get to go in ahead of him and he’ll have to watch me and all the other pipo do that? Hee hee hee

Just white Jesus. I want a ticket for when he has his meeting with black Jesus.

“What occurred at St. Mary’s Parish this morning does not reflect …”

I think he blesses himself on the reg with that cup. I bet if you listen you can hear ole boy sloshing as he walks. 

I thought dogs only like fresh meat, not rotting carcasses that have been in the sun too long.

They’ve been running hit pieces about Meghan Markle (aka HRH Duchess of Sussex) too lately (generally about her wardrobe, since she’s been photographed but not quoted much - and even as they’ve complained about her “losing her sexy” and “too dowdy” even though if she wore what she’s always worn -…

I’m sure he’ll issue an apology after receiving a message from Jesus ...

I thought it was supposed to be one of God’s vacation homes.

I don’t know what else these priests, pastors, preachers, padres, etc have to do to demonstrate any more fully that THEY DON’T BELIEVE ANY OF IT.  They don’t even try.  Not even a little bit.  

Dude, it’s a glorfied pimp-cup. He up there flapping his hands and everything like someone pissed in the baptismal font or something.

I read it Alex Jones’ voice, it works too.

Fourteen years! Motherfucker has been litigating his divorce for fourteen years!

I read that in Hannity’s voice and it’s like a real goddamn transcript.

Seeing as how he apparently wants to rein in judges in ways that don’t apply to the situation he’s arguing for, the judge in his divorce case was probably dead right when they declared his arguments were without merit... ;)

I went to watch The Shack and right when God played by Octavia Spencer came out to teach the dude from Avatar how to be a better man, I can’t remember what happened next because Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez pulled out her cellphone in the theater to check her Instagram and it took me right out of the movie! #crazydems…

Next week on Hannity:

I saw Goodie Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight!

ha ha ha ha.
ven socialism casts eets shadowy sharia lunchroom law upon zee whole nation - NOBODY’S LUNCH WILL BE SAFE!
*SOLIDARNOSC*