BUT I LOVE GRAPE NUTS. I also never plan to marry so you’re like right on the money there.

I love animals but I respect that you don’t like them as much as I do. It probably sucks to have people tell you that you just need to try and you’ll find the right one. This is the same thing that happens to me when I tell people I am not a man person and that I can enjoy the company of a man (also in small doses)…

Is that how soon people are seeing the other person’s house now? Oh man wow dating sounds so stressful.

I mean, probably. I can cop to being odd. Seems reasonable.

But human beings -are- animals so that’s weird. We’re primates.

When I adopted my rabbits, at two different shelters in two different states, each time I had to sign a statement that I was going to take care of them and bring them back to the shelter or rehome them if I became unable to care for them. That’s about as close to a vow as I’m comfortable getting. I’d surely not make…

Uhh, it IS the parent’s fault when something happens to a child due to living with an unsuitable dog! I have a dog who has a very narrow band of children she will deal with. Between the ages of about 3 and 13 she would rather eat a child’s face than a treat. It would be OUT OF CONTROL IRRESPONSIBLE for me to have my…

LROTFLMFAO RACE BANNON
STOP IT I CAN’T BREATHE

STOP IT! I died. 😂

I said this the other week over at GT and got a buncha boots up my ass for “dragging the democratic party down” because you just can’t say you wish we had a third party at a time like this without being a traitor to liberals/progressives.

Rooothless 🤣

I think this sort of thing is important for people to see, because basic empathy doesn’t come easy to some people and this small demonstration can inspire someone else to do a kind thing. Idk if this kid shared it for views or if he shared it with the intent of making it viewable to some people in a certain circle and…

Wow, way to assume the species of someone. Haven’t you ever heard of OTHERKIN?

But then wouldn’t you have to say “Hey, a person! How is a person doing?” I think “a person” is the pronoun of the Faceless Men. Faceless...persons?

Saying that out loud has me cracking up. Oh Country Mac thank you for these morning lols. Or...thank...xu?

As a childfree person, I do the exact same!

I just have a weird feeling that middle school boys are not likely throwing money at twerking middle school girls is all.

One of the great (racist) mysteries in life.

If the twerker in question is an adult, it’s totally okay for men to throw money at their ass. Dancing sensually for money is a legitimate vocation.

“Nah, nah, see. Theirs goes 🎶 and mine goes 🎶. You see? It’s got that extra one in there.” 🤔