Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

I would like to dick punch that guy, then post a selfie with the same thumbs up pose.

i wanna find this man’s grave and pee on it WHILE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn’t erectile dysfunction the men’s version of menopause? Shouldn't they drop dead after they need to take a blue pill?

Between that and the bit about menstral cycles, I need to ask: um, guys, is there a part of making sushi where you shove it in your vagina? Because if so, I’ve been doing this all wrong.

Falling into vaginas?

Religion. We have too much religion.

ADELE. STOP HAVING FUN AND BEING TALENTED AT THE SAME TIME.

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

I would really love to be besties with Adele. I feel like she is to me what T.Swift is to younger millennials.

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

Damn, girl. (Also, can we talk about her dress? WANT.)

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

Aha! We finally discovered Olivia Munn’s talent: making Aaron Rodgers look like he has a personality.

It should also be noted that Munn attended all the Packers’ home games last year, in which Green Bay went undefeated. She didn’t attend the NFC Championship game, though. Call her the Reverse Jessica Simpson.

Well Done JK!

1) This is the picture Gothamist used: