Why is her face so “lizardy?” They both have such rough skin. Too much time in the tanning bed?

I think that’s fine if they didn’t try to legislate morality. But if you’re telling me I’m going to hell because I’m a woman married to a woman you better DAMN sure have your house in order.

Plus, he was mean to Alanis Morissette. So BOO!

I dunno. My Mom got knocked up with me in 1964. She drank a gallon of Cubra Libras a night, took “diet pills” from a 60's Dr. Feelgood (very Valley of the Dolls) and smoked 2 packs a day. I think she stopped the pills DURING the pregnancy but she still drank and smoked.

In fact, one of my fave pics of her was from…

Hahahahahahahaha! Fug.

Exactly what I was thinking.

All I can say to Vogue is THANK YOU for finally lighting Lupita correctly!

This comes a day or so after he says he will play his Wu Tang album for Taylor Swift if she comes to his house and “sucks his dick.” Coincidence? I think not. Taylor and her Squad are not to be trifled with!

SMART KIDS!!

I love you!

No worries. First, he’s not my father in any way shape or form.

Awww... thanks BrightEyes. I appreciate that. :-) I’m having a great life. Therapists rock!

This reminds me of when I was 12 and the guy my mother married when I was 6 legally adopted me. The judge said he wanted to speak privately with me in chambers and he asked “Do you want this man to be your father?” I immediately replied “No!” (Because he had been giving me naked massages with a vibrator and insisting…

Well, duh. Saw that coming a mile away. Husbands that are used to being the star don’t like having sick wives pulling focus. He’ll have a 20-something replacement in no time.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

OMG, me too! Let’s be a squad!

She’s flawless in every way. Yesterday I listened to When we Were Young about 100x. The albums amazing. She's an amazing vocalist. And that rare performer that actually sounds better live.

Oh, goodie! A music mansplainer! The only trouble I have finding music is that not much of it is actually any good. I personally prefer my music without misogyny so, ya know, it IS difficult.

So, he’ll be outed as gay in about 10 mins. And it’s clear he’s into scat.

Please explain why guys grab their junk with their pants down like Soulja Boy. So gross and stupid.