I worked at Hertz on the private jet side of the terminals in Vail and Aspen in the ‘90’s. SO MANY STORIES! Coolest celebs were Shawn Colvin, Rik Ocasik/Paulina Porzikova, Robert Redford, Pres. Gerald Ford.

A private jet and a full-time head/back scratcher and reflexologist.

What a beautiful tribute.

I don’t think it’s racist to say it looks like she’s going to jail when in this pic she obviously IS IN JAIL.

Servers suck. Even in this half assed apologetic tomato story the person still thinks a gluten allergy is “just an excuse to be a dick.” Yeah. I'm a celiac diagnosed in 2000 and have dealt with YOU assholes for 15 years.

Pretty sure 100% of them have fathers.

Obama was FUNNY! But what made me laugh even harder were the pinched, humorless faces of all the old white guys in the audience. Poor babies.

I’ve travelled like 2-3x a month since 1997. I check my bag and I’ve had an issue exactly one time. Wasn’t there upon arrival and was delivered in about 3 hours.

Dang Tina. It takes some MAJOR vocal power to sing THAT song, hit THOSE notes while SITTING on top of a piano with your legs CROSSED. I just thought she was another no talent lookalike that was created in a studio. I was wrong. #madprops

Of course he’s a douchebag but what I want to know is why is his hair so greasy and weird?

Love it! Congrats to CA Attorney General Kamala Harris for her work on this issue. Can’t wait to see ALL these punks get exactly what they deserve.

Haha. I researched and it's the 5% and the 1%. I remember seeing all the douche bags in tshirts last year that said "I am the 1%." According to my research, I am the 1% albeit the non-douchebag category.

What is the category higher than middle class?

Um... I can't process a thing they say because LOOK AT THAT FILTHY ROOM.

Lesbian marries aging A lister for career growth. Once she has an Oscar nom or win, she OUT. (There truly are no original stories coming out of Hollywood anymore).

LOVED them! Especially the Clooney joke and the one about The Theory of Everything. "This movie has the two things movie audiences love the most: debilitating nerve disease and super complicated math." LOL!

<sigh> If they aren't funny they better be sexy? How about they just be total bad ass ghostbusters without having to run around in lingerie making PMS jokes?

I'm on the other end of it. We just recently had a TERRIBLE server. I won't go into details except this one... ON the menu was a dish called Ron's Rigatoni. It was the only rigatoni on the menu.