And... most gamers are arrogant little shitheads

Spot on article, I agree with all your points, at least fix the range, its funny when you are hit from a sniper distance with a Thorn.

So you hate all the Gaerbox promos too then? I think your opinion of the intro tells us more about your tastes then the success or failure of this intro.

Maybe he will return in a future chapter with a alloyed arm and try to kill you and speak russian.

Life is way, way bigger than being a contrarian. Move on man. :P

Wonder what severance package he chose, the red, the green, or the blue?

Only shady or criminal activity is being conducted by Gamestop and its crappy business model.

I hate pedantic people, pedantic companies, and especially pedantic articles ;)

Best internet comment EVER! ^

Sorry I tired, couldn't do it...

Sad, just thinking of how many days waiting tables it took him to get that crotch rocket...

Weird I have to respectfully disagree, found the voice over just fine, and look forward to hearing it more.

In addition

Might seem irrational but the fiasco with Mass Effect 3 ending, (no real choices mattered) made the Mass Effect franchise go from one of my all time favorites to not again in my mind. BioWare Brand is almost dead to me now, my only hope as a consumer is the Dragon Age Franchise.

The amount of Elf trim these guys get must be insane.

I couldn't agree more, for every "legitimate" Early Access game there is a dozen scammy ones, and then there is the games that been in "Early Access" phase for like 5 years...

Your Eiffel Tower, Rachmaninoff's Third, or Pieta, of this article was this sentence: "Tiny Tina is what you'd get if one of the Olsen twins was abandoned on the doorstep of the Wu-Tang Clan if it were an actual post-apocalyptic clan like the one in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome." bravo Sir, Bravo!

Man that is a beautiful gif!

Read this article, and granted I did not have your access, but all the videos, screenshots, and descriptions you included look and sound impressive. You are by far my favorite writer for Kotaku, but I feel your title is aimed at getting clicks, and the meat you article contradicts your title. Seriously your title…

Glad to see this article is "Filed to: OPINION" because that is just what it is...