Yes, it would. Though I feel that Nicole has always had an underlying intelligence (first seen back in say, the Simple Life days) that Kim simply does not have.

When Halle Berry can solve problems in her life without the use of fisticuffs and a police presence, then I'll listen to her about the "fear" her daughter is in. Too bad we can't pass a law against emotionally manipulative parents.

Like Nicole Richie? That would be an interesting, and welcomed change.

Sorry, The Rock, but I already learned about eating eggs from Gaston, 'cause he's ♪ roughly the size of a baaaaaarrrrrge. ♪

James Deen's cat is probably mad because it just found out how much he loves to bang pussy.

Also, apparently her phone is never wrong, runs out of battery, or loses signal.

Jeezus, Chrissy. Asking for directions offends you? My god, sounds tiring.

Wow. Asian insults from a guy driving an Asian car. The ignorance is strong on this one.

Also, I don't think this guy was on drugs or was drunk. This, I think, is just a normal, angry LA driver. They tend to have zero patience and are just fucking douches in general.

But thanks to this video, I believe I can explain…

Which pet monkey though, the one he abandoned in Germany, or the one he lost in Florida?

I feel like more people have pulled it off than I would've expected but Rosario here needs to give it a rest ...that fad is way overplayed and I feel like the shaved part has to be smaller to have better flow. So no, she is not rocking it.

I've heard so many people try to excuse Paula Deen's behaviour by saying that she didn't mean anything, and it's because of her generation, or the area where she grew up. I'm glad of the growing shitstorm over all this, because if nothing else, it may show other people from the same age group and background that this…

The impressively hard-hitting, no-excuses critique of Paula Deen is written by Frank BRUNI rather than Frank Rich. Bruni writes op-eds for the NYT but is their former chief restaurant critic. Rich is now working for New York Magazine.

Oh Biebs. I see a lot of Vanilla Ice in your future.

I am waiting for the decline of Justin Bieber. I will watch it with glee. I have mostly ignored the downward spirals of Brittany and that other Disney girl (who's name is alluding me at the moment). However, I will watch with a perverted fascination to see the entitled, teenage douchebaggery of Justin Bieber crash…

Beebo, Baggins? HAHAHA!!!! That made my morning. HAHA!! God I hate that little douche bag. Didn't anyone tell him fat gold chains died out before he was even born? They haven't been cool since RUN DMC. Especially not cool for uber glowing white kids.

But seriously, the best part of the episode was "NOT GREAT, BOB." Just perfect timing and delivery.

In many ways Don's drinking and missing work and lying and sleeping around hasn't changed. What has changed is the quality of his work, it has gone to shit. He used to be able to energize the creative troops, charm the clients with his charm but also his ideas, and his confidence was infectious. Now he is actively…

I think Rory Gilmore was the worst character ever.