Sofia from Golden Girls!

Am I an awful person for thinking Abraham going to rehab is a publicity stunt? I can totally see her in an office with a smarmy Len Grossman type saying "Alright honey, we did the porn, you made the money, now it's time to bring it full circle. We'll send you to 'rehab' so we can blame everything on alcohol and get…

I don't know if I think she's a moron, but she seems like the type who would sell her mother for a dollar.

oh my jesus. that is worse than I could have possibly imagined.

If she had any genuine remorse, she'd donate the paycheck to charity. I doubt that's going to happen.

Major props to Demi Lovato for some mad self-awareness and wisdom. I'm continuously impressed with her and her way of dealing with difficult circumstances.

I agree, that woman hasn't come across a dollar she wasn't willing to take. I wonder if this will affect her career as it affected Hilary Swank; ever since she was outed for hanging out with some dictator for his birthday, her career has seemed to stall...

Now she's Jenny from the former Soviet Bloc?

Jennifer Lopez is not blissfully ignorant of world events, she knows that mutherfucka is a dictator. In her mind, Money talks....Loudly.

I just really hate Farrah Abraham. I think she thinks rehab is a next step in her career.

I think J Lo knew exactly what she was doing. And the money was worth it to her. And if there was any flack, she knew she could just pull the "I'm so sorry, I had no idea who he was" excuse. She's not dumb.

J-Lo has always struck me as kind of a moron.

This is the new face of Hollywood and I'm very okay with that.

It's hilarious. I just saw it. My mission in the internet right now is to get all my friends to go see it. I want to own it.

Honestly think its more to do with the sheer number of blockbusters out right now. Emmerich's movies don't stick out like they used to. Its just par for the course.

There is something about action movie roles that neuters Tatum's charms. I thought he was a bad actor after I saw him in the first G.I. Joe film until I saw him in other roles. He should stick to more comic and dramatic films.

Well-said! Bullshit standards hurt us all. Really, when you're lying down does it really matter who's taller?

Maybe I shouldn't engage you, but I think it might be useful to read for similarly misguided people.

I saw it with my mom, who is very picky about comedies, and she thought it was hilarious. I did too. I also liked it more than Bridesmaids :)

I JUST came from this movie.