My sources tell me this is *not* the official wedding portrait, however. :-))

Unholy alliance, indeed.

Her makeup just raises so many more questions. Did she pay someone for this? Has she seen a mirror? Did she apply this herself, in the car? How long has it been since she thoroughly washed her face? Did she sprint to the event, thus sweating off the makeup? Inquiring minds want to know.

He looks like one of Fred Armisen's characters...

i read Henry Carville and thought it was JAMES Carville and clicked on the link because I wanted to see what he looked like buff...

I am hoping for this follow-up story: "Lavigne and Kroeger have just married, but the Canadian couple has already announced the birth of their first-born - BabyBieber."

All Kroeger and Lavigne have to do is adopt the singer from Evanescence and they will have formed an unholy trinity of questionable music choices of my teens.

That is some terrifying eye make up.

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Marry, Forming Unholy "Music" Alliance

Has anyone ever sentenced their child to hard labor, like digging a ditch or running around the block? I wonder how much poor behavior can be blamed on a surfeit of energy.

I've been reading some psych records of a little kid with anger problems in the course of my job, and that approach is consistent with what every professional that worked with this child recommended to the parents.

I live next door(in a duplex- so next door) to a wonderful family with an asshole child. He hits my hydrangea blossoms with sticks until they explode, and throws pine cones at my BF while he mows the lawn and is generally a little shit. I have suspicions that he hides my mail. I've started turning the hose on him when…

I am really afraid I might make myself unpopular, but I seriously cannot stand it when parents excuse away their child's ridiculous behavior by saying 'oh, she/he's tired...' I mean, yes, kids get tired and throw fits. That doesn't excuse you NOT DOING ANYTHING when they clock you across the jaw, start hitting…

I did witness a mother in a supermarket with her devil child behaving HIDEOUSLY. She was at her wits end, so she got out her mobile phone and was all, "Hello Mr. Monster? Hi, yes, can you come and visit Billy tonight while he's sleeping?"

Well, I tend to think it's always the parents, unless the kid has a mental disability.

Being in retail, I have a stone cold response for that bullshit scenario, which happens A LOT:

HA. She should have gotten one cupcake for herself and made them watch while she ate it.

I was at the cupcake store the other day and witnessed a super-human level of mom control. A mother was picking out a set of cupcakes with her two young daughters, and as they were about to pay at the counter, one of the girls promptly began temper-tantruming all over the place because she didn't get the cupcake she…

My hypothesis: to me that speaks to lack of boundaries by the parents. Children need to know that they are the child and they have no say in an outcome (After all this is how we are able to leave home because we want self determination.) In my observation there are some parents who like to give children more…

My son is kinda an asshole sometimes but its only because he's learned to be really sarcastic from me. He often tells me not to judge him, and one time when I asked him why he insists on throwing all of his blankets OFF his bed every night before he goes to bed, he replied "I don't know, that's just what I like to do.…