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Diddy Kong Racing did this better like 15 years ago

How you like me now, Belle?!

In seriousness, though, there's definitely some things that every major installment of Final Fantasy has had:

They really jumped the shark with FFXII and everything since then has just been a "Rapelay" clone where the victims are my childhood memories

While I'd hate to be critical because these are impressive, I must say the Vader mask was a lost opportunity here

You're so old and wise

Honestly, I think part of the negative chatter surrounding Dragon Age II is just based on the expectations set by the first game. The designers made some bold choices and, while I was just as frustrated on most on my first playthrough, the game has grown on me in hindsight. I would recommend you play it - also some

This is the funniest thing I will read today, thanks

This is ridiculous everyone knows FF peaked at IX

Can we stop talking about this?

Oh no! Ubisoft might not hit their target of churning out an AC game once every 3 months now!

Been waiting patiently for this game for 4 years

Third game. Red Dead Redemption was the sequel to Red Dead Revolver

Nothing wrong with the inspector's judgment - it doesn't take much effort to call an authority and let them use their judgment as to whether it should be further pursued.

That's right folks. It's an objective fact, as opposed to a subjective fact

If you haven't seen Mafia, deprioritize whatever you're doing and thank me later

Probably too late for additions, but can I get a second for Legend of Legaia? Notably, the game combined the "combo" mechanics from fighting staples like Mortal Kombat with turn-based RPG combat. The results were less than revolutionary, but felt fresh at the time, and could easily be iterated on in a sequel for a

I have always wondered whether Jezebel and Kotaku could co-exist peacefully in the long term. In fairness, I can't really blame Jezebel for the dumb shit way that Gawker chose to fix the issue, as if there weren't alternatives to locking down the entire comments section.

I really enjoyed Radiata Stories and it had enormous potential, but it felt incomplete by the end of the game. All the more reason it deserves a properly resourced sequel!