Mary is a dude?

Come on - "my dear lady" is a little condescending on the internet

Console manufacturers are not known for playing nice with others

Mary, those are questions I've already addressed and I've already conceded that there may be a social stigma against homosexuality at play here, but that of course has nothing to do with women. You should read my other response because it's really good as well. No one litigates like Gaston.

There's a concept in the law of public nuisance called "abnormal sensitivity" that means that, if an individual or a handful of individuals have an extreme adverse reaction to some public phenomenon that is otherwise harmless to the vast majority of people, it cannot be deemed to be a public nuisance on that basis. …

I'm a fan of online anonymity - got an email I can send it to?

Mary, rape threats even in jest on XBox Live are completely unacceptable and I'm sorry to hear you've had that experience. Personally I've never overheard any such behavior and it is a MASSIVE violation of the EULA, but I play on PSN so maybe it's a different crowd. In the future you and anyone else should report it…

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. In order to refute someone's entire argument, you need to refute each of their points. If his point was irrelevant to his overall message, he shouldn't have included it. Is it a bad point? I think so, sounds like you agree. Does that mean people should ignore it? …

Shame on you. I have a far more encyclopedic knowledge of Beauty and the Beast quotes than my wife.

Take it from a short, plump Italian: Mario is pure sex

Well, his sanity's only so-so

These screens really make me want to play Madness Returns - given the reviews I assume someone will step up and try to convince me otherwise.

Listen LeFou, Gaston doesn't need to polish his own musket shaft when he's got these three bombshells on stand-by for a face-full of buck shot: [www.teletoon.com]

The thugs are most definitely portrayed as significantly sinister, considering they threaten to beat and kill Batman, Penguin/Joker, and pretty much everyone in exist. I suppose you think it's just high-larious when political prisoners are begging for their lives, too. What a laugh riot! Are you, perchance, the…

Great post. I only have this picture to add: [imageshack.us]

Oh, and no one debates like Gaston

First of all, I want to go ahead and call attention to the irony that I am making this post under the moniker "Gaston," possibly one of the most misogynistic characters of any family feature. I'm just taking that zinger away from you right away, commenters.

No one comments like Gaston

I'll get it back. I'm pretty much just now returning after the Gawker hack attack scared me away for a while.

Anyone have the scoop on Kingdoms of Amalur? I've been impressed with what I've seen but the publicity appears to have gone into hibernation since Skyrim released.