Are you typing this from beyond your grave or some shit?

America is definitely for Black people.

And the media is complicit in this also. All the people who showed up at Ted Bundy's ranch with guns blazing were called "supporters" and the protestors in Ferguson were referred to as an "angry mob" on Saturday, 24 whole hours before any kind of looting started. Sometimes it all just seems so hopeless, and feels like…

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

"You're right. It's also not for White people. Please get out." - Native Americans

Call me Maurice.

Better not be violent anal penetration.

What a shitty day. Anyway, since we can't post videos. Go watch this.

I'd like to see them have the pompatus to look to the past for future iterations.

I'm a huge fan of Deadspin but I'm glad this happened. Kinja needs to be re-thunk-hopefully this gives certain folks the impetus to do so.

Cat walking on a computer keyboard is a big fan of Sadeghikoukandeh and Gadzhimurad.

Pronunciation please.

"Number 1 Fan"

Her face looks like it's trying to detach from her skull in order to distance itself from this whole thing.

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

It's the new fourth meal combo option at Taco Bell

Actually, it's bad.

I have had just about enough pictures of bodily contortions and stool on this weblog for one day, thanks very much.

Is this where I can offer an anonymous tip? Good. Just seconds after this picture was taken, the stool fell over. There's your tip.